| Name: |
| Alan Gladstone |
| Nickname: |
| dude |
| Birthday: |
| 2-1-85 |
| Instrument: |
| Vocals |
| School: |
| Hopewell |
| Favorite bands: |
| Prizefight, Movielife, Coheed & Cambria, New Found Glory, Saves The Day, Reel Big Fish, Finch, Alkaline Trio, Hippos, Whatever It Takes, Yellowcard, Cake, All-American Rejects, Blink182, Starting Line, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Rx Bandits, Plain White Ts, Pearl Jam, Eminem, Southbase, Rufio, 5KS, Reel Big Fish, John Mayer, Inspection 12, Box Car Racer, Homegrown |
| Role model(s): |
| Vans Store Guy, Mr. Mikush, Nick Kucel, Rich Styxx, Ron The Crèpe Maker, Jermain Daniels |
| Likes: |
| Eat 'n' Park, AOL, piano, guitar, people who suck at AOL, Nintendo, girls, girls who play Nintendo, Beaver Valley Mall, any mall that's not gay, pimped-out Hondas that are sweet, Ford Escorts |
| Dislikes: |
| Robinson, people who suck at AOL, the four people I hate, words like "nizzle", sweet shirts that don't fit, cool chick with a gay boyfriend, pimped-out Hondas that are gay |
| Hobbies: |
| DDR, air hockey, build Nintendos, play Nintendo, burn DVDs, web design |
| Employment: |
| Indefinitely between jobs |
| Previous/other bands: |
| Cut-aways, Servo |
| Favorite band to play with: |
| Five Knuckle Shuffle |
| Favorite venue: |
| Anything that's not American Music Cafè |
| Favorite restaurant: |
| Humphrey's, Hoss's, Max and Erma's |
| Favorite movie(s): |
| Star Wars, The Big Lebowski, anything Kevin Smith |
| Favorite TV show(s): |
| Cheers, Saved By The Bell, Boy Meets World |
| Biggest fear: |
| Waking up next to a guy (extra fear points if the guy happens to be Bill). |
| Favorite color: |
| Lame question |
| Favorite books, magazines, etc.: |
| Game Over: Press Start to Continue, anything Kevin Smith, keyboard stuff, Nintendo stuff, Carlin stuff |
| Favorite clothes: |
| Headworx, Vexel Brothers, Vans |
| Boxers or briefs: |
| Boxers?? Briefs?? |
| First thing you notice about a girl: |
| How far I'm going to let her get |
| Thing you hate most about a girl: |
| When the chick gets gay |
| If given $1 million, first three things bought: |
| Pimp computer, racing Escort, dinner at Hoss's |
| Ramen noodles...tasty or are they just punk: |
| Too many unimpoverished people eat this crap anymore. |
| Thoughts on the Banana Split: |
| The TV show we recorded should've been done there because it's sweet. |
| Does Tom look like Evets: |
| Which one was Evets again? |
| What the hell were you thinking with the smoke bomb incident: |
| Pennsylvania Is a Lame State For Fireworks. |
| Favorite Gladstones song: |
| HOTCARL913 |
| Favorite song from The Gladstones' self-titled LP: |
| Shu-Gu |
| Thoughts on Bill's spoken part on There's A Break..: |
| Glad we don't do it live. |
| Favorite thing to sing after the chorus of On The Side: |
| "The dude does not abide" |
| What's worse...Tony with really short hair or really long hair: |
| Eh...put on that big trucker hat, Tony. |
| Did you try to cheat on the hottest Gladstone quiz: |
| Yeah, obviously didn't work out too well, either. |
| Favorite Gladstones fan: |
| <sarcasm>Chicks who don't like us, but think one of us is hot.</sarcasm> |
| Favorite thing about Innertube Studios: |
| Seeing the bitch at the Hot Dog Shoppe |
| E-mail address: |
| (redacted) |
| AOL screen name: |
| BeaverValleyMall |