| Name: |
| Derek Gladstone |
| Nickname: |
| Chippy (Don't call me that) |
| Birthday: |
| 8/2/1986 |
| Instrument: |
| Bass |
| School: |
| Center High School |
| Favorite bands: |
| And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, The Ghost, My Chemical Romance, Weezer, From Autumn To Ashes, Taking Back Sunday, Dillinger Escape Plan, The Movielife |
| Likes: |
| My record player, my NES, 2-hour delays, sleeping in class |
| Dislikes: |
Panda Express |
| Hobbies: |
| NES, playing guitar |
| Employment: |
| See Dislikes |
| Previous/other bands: |
| A.G.e.N.T, Second To Last, Sarah's Revenge |
| Favorite band to play with: |
| Any band that draws a crowd |
| Favorite venue: |
| Monaca VFW |
| Favorite restaurant: |
| Eat 'n' Park |
| Favorite movie(s): |
| Clockwork Orange, Being John Malkovich, Donnie Darko, What About Bob?, Bean |
| Favorite TV show(s): |
| Simpsons |
| Biggest fear: |
| Simpsons being cancelled |
| Favorite color: |
| Blue |
| Favorite books, magazines, etc.: |
| The Shining |
| Favorite clothes: |
| Jeans, Dickies, shirt |
| Boxers or briefs: |
| Boxers |
| First thing you notice about a girl: |
| Hair |
| Thing you hate most about a girl: |
| Stupidity |
| If given $1 million, first three things bought: |
| Kick-ass equipment, whatever my girlfriend wants, and a new computer |
| Ramen noodles...tasty or are they just punk: |
| Tasty...what’s this punk thing? |
| Thoughts on the Banana Split: |
| Overpriced but convenient, good fries, shitty burgers, Anne kicks ass |
| Does Tom look like Evets: |
| More than he wishes he does...yes |
| Are you pissed at Alan for the smoke incident: |
| Not anymore...he did give me an asthma attack, though. |
| Favorite Gladstones song: |
| Back To Normal |
| Favorite song from The Gladstones' self-titled LP: |
| Welcome To The Working Week |
| Thoughts on Bill's spoken part on There's A Break In Every Heart: |
| I think I was the only one who liked it in the studio...still like it now. |
| Favorite thing to sing after the chorus of On The Side: |
| "Handjob in the ride" |
| What's worse...Tony with really short hair or really long hair: |
| Long...he should stop cutting it. |
| Did you try to cheat on the hottest Gladstone quiz: |
| I am/was losing, so if I was cheating, I was doing a shitty job |
| Favorite Gladstones fan: |
| West A Jessica |
| Favorite thing about Innertube Studios: |
| Nick...duh |
| E-mail address: |
| (redacted) |
| AOL screen name: |
| AsILayMotionless |